A clue for the kids occupying the streets

Occupy boston

I’m guessing there will be no consequences for the students who miss a big chunk of their semester protesting in the streets.

 

“A lot of us are already in debt and we haven’t graduated yet. A lot of my friends, even though they work 20 hours a week, that is not enough to cover their expenses,” said Rick, a 19-year-old psychology major. “A lot of us can’t even afford to get sick.”

Hey, Rick, join the club. You’re not the first generation of college students who had to go into debt. But here’s the thing: You made a choice to go to college. You knew what the tuition was. You knew you’d have to take loans. But you made a value-judgment weighing the cost versus the benefits. (At least I hope you did and you didn’t go to college because you were aimless and lacking in direction or you just wanted to extend your adolescence.)

You could have taken a job or enlisted, saved up money, gone to school later. 20 hours per week? I know people who worked 40 hours per week or more on top of a full schedule. Sure, there’s isn’t time for partying (or street protests), but for them the hard work and sacrifice will pay off. Or you could have looked for a full-time job and gone part-time at night. It might take you longer to get that degree, but you’d have the satisfaction of knowing you didn’t have to take a handout to get it.

Bottom line, Rick, is that life’s not fair. There will always be somebody with a bigger salary, a better car, a nicer job. So what? Get over it. Stop worrying about what the other guy’s got and start making your own way. Think of anyone you know who’s a success (someone who worked for it, not had it handed to them in an inheritance or they cheated their way into it). I’ll bet they worked hard, didn’t complain too much about what the other had that he didn’t and took advantage of every opportunity. That’s the American dream, baby, not sleeping in a makeshift hobo camp, complete with WiFi and catered smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels for breakfast (from actual news reports).

The thing is most of the rest of America agrees with one key aspect of your protest: We, too, are sick of politicians in bed with corporate executives who get special access to influence and our money. But the difference is that most of us want to fix it with less government, not more. More government, in the form of bailouts and special industry regulations and arcane tax codes, is what got us into this mess.

Hopefully, someday you’ll realize all this, when you have your own family and mortgage and job that occupy your time. When that time comes, let’s have a beer and I’ll show you around the Tea Party rally where you can meet the rest of us. The 99% you so fondly speak of.

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Bella’s first job

Piggy Bank

Isabella received a nice, crisp dollar bill for her birthday back in May, which was very exciting for her as it was her first money of her own. She spent a lot of time thinking about how she could spend it, and eventually she did spend it at Target… on a gift for her younger brother, Benedict.

This is very admirable and praiseworthy. (She has been emulating a book my mom gave her about doing small kindnesses for others.) But after she spent it, she was sad to realize she had no more money, which while being an important lesson, is very hard for a little girl who now must wait months until Christmas or even longer to her birthday to replenish her store.

So I decided to teach her about working for pay. I’m not a big believer in allowances, as it’s often money for doing what the children should already be doing by contributing to the household as they can. But I do want to teach Bella that if she does something above and beyond what she’s expected to do, she can receive remuneration.

Now, I don’t want to discourage generosity of spirit, so we’ve made clear that she doesn’t get paid for doing good deeds, but we do encourage it. Instead, we will agree on the task and the pay in advance and she will only be paid upon completion. She can ask us if we have jobs for her to do, but if we don’t (because this could get quickly out of hand), she’ll just have to wait until we do.

Obviously, this will need refinement as we go along. Today I offered the princely sum of $1 (the usual pay for most jobs is a quarter) to pick up all the toys and other items laying about in the yard so I could mow. I hate doing this backbreaking work so it was worth it to me. Bella only got so far, however, before she declared herself too hot and tired to continue. So rather than pay her nothing, I decided she ‘d done half the job and she got paid half, which she was happy with.

I look forward to continuing the economics education of the kids with a lesson on saving and tithing and seeing where we can go with this.

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Obama fudges on oil production; snarks at big families

Update: Thanks to a commenter for pointing out an error. I wrote oil production and consumption in terms of “billions” of barrels, not “millions”. However, the underlying ratios were correct as is my point. And the president is still wrong.

The President was at a town hall meeting last week where he received a question about rising gas prices. His answer was full of misdirection on oil production, the causes of gas prices and outright snark at people who find it necessary to buy big vehicles for their big families. It was, in effect, another “bitterly clinging to their guns and religions” moment.

So the questioner asked him what Obama was going to do about high gas prices, and then the President gave him an impromptu supply-and-demand lesson that sounded good, but was—unfortunately and predictably—wrong. He said that a few years ago, when the economy was going great and individuals and industry were buying lots of oil, the high demand drove oil prices up. Then when the global economy tanked and demand dropped, prices dropped. And now that the economy is recovering—he claims—the prices are going up again because demand is up.

For one thing, oil prices are not driven primarily by supply and demand. Oil prices are driven by oil production, which is controlled by the consortium of oil-producing countries known as OPEC.

That sounds like a nice pat lesson from a freshman economics textbook. Unfortunately, it’s completely inadequate. For one thing, oil prices are not driven primarily by supply and demand. Oil prices are driven by oil production, which is controlled by the consortium of oil-producing countries known as OPEC. They decide how much oil will be produced and thus how much we must be willing to pay for it. For another thing, oil prices are also affected by politics, like, say, our little adventure in Libya, attacking Quaddafi on behalf of the al Quaeda rebels seeking to overthrow him.

Rather than higher oil prices being simply an indication of a recovering economy, it’s also an indicator of political turmoil and decisions by a group of non-democratic nations with varying levels of animosity toward the US.

Math is hard

At this point, Obama isn’t done showing what is either appalling ignorance or an appalling cynicism toward the intelligence of his audience.

We have about 2, maybe 3 percent of the world’s proven oil reserves; we use 25 percent of the world’s oil.  So think about it.  Even if we doubled the amount of oil that we produce, we’d still be short by a factor of five.

It seems reasonable at first, but look deeper and you see that he’s comparing apples and oranges. The United States has 2 to 3 percent of the world’s oil reserves. That’s a static number. That is not production, or supply, a dynamic number. Our consumption of 25 percent of oil is dynamic. His comparison makes it seem like the US produces a minuscule amount of the world’s oil.

In fact, the the United States is the third-largest producer of oil behind Russia and Saudi Arabia. (We produce 8.3 millions of barrels/day; Russia: 9.8 million bbl/day; Saudia Arabia: 11 million bbl/day.) Meanwhile, our oil consumption is 18 million barrels of oil per day.

If we doubled our oil production, we wouldn’t be short by a factor of five as he claimed. We’d actually break even and be producing all of the oil we need and would no longer be beholden to the OPEC oil cartel.

Consider that. If we doubled our oil production, we wouldn’t be short by a factor of five as he claimed. We’d actually break even and be producing all of the oil we need and would no longer be beholden to the OPEC oil cartel. Is the President lying, is he stupid, or is he cynically banking on a lack of education on the part of his audience?

Bitterly clinging to our gas-guzzlers

But he’s still not done. He then goes on to talk about increasing efficiency in vehicles. He takes to task the people who drive fuel-inefficient SUVs and other large vehicles.

 

“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and only getting eight miles a gallon… [inaudible comment from the crowd] … you may have a big family, but it’s probably not that big. How many kids you have? [inaudible] Ten kids, you say? Ten kids? [snarky smirk on his face] Then you definitely need a hybrid van then.”

It’s not like big families are out there driving gas-guzzling, giant vehicles because we want them. We drive these vehicles because none of the automakers have been producing vehicles for us over the past 20 years. When I was a kid, families bought station wagons and just piled in as many kids would fit. Now, not only do we need to be belted in, we need massive car seats that ensure that you can’t fit more than 2 kids under 12 into an average sedan. There are essentially no more station wagons and once you get up to five kids, you’re looking at either a full-size van or a full-size SUV.

And in my general experience, number of children is inversely proportional to the amount disposable income available for the purchase of new hybrid vans, if they even made one that seats 10. (Do they?)

It’s just another out of touch pandering moment by Obama. He ends by suggesting that his interlocutor think about a trade-in for his eight-mile-per-gallon gas guzzler. Can we get a trade-in on our ideology-guzzling president instead?

 

Verizon’s frustrating sales strategy

Frustration

Verizon has just started offering their FiOS service in our town. We’ve been Comcast customers for a long time and have had an adequate experience, if not a great one: While we’ve had a handful of problems over the years, their service people have been good about getting them fixed. But I’ve been hearing good things about the speed of Verizon FiOS internet and we just found out that if we sign up for the service, our parish school will get a donation from Verizon. In addition, over the past couple of days we’ve been experiencing some terrible internet slowdowns in the evenings to the point where it’s unusable. That’s been enough to encourage me to look into Verizon seriously.

This afternoon I went on to their website to see what they had to offer. Their FiOS Double Play looks like a good deal: Internet and HD-TV for $70 per month for the first 6 months and then $80 for months 7-12, plus about $10 per month for a DVR. (We don’t have a landline, relying on Google Voice and our iPhones.) But what will we pay after 12 months? Verizon offers a Live Chat widget on their site, so I thought it would be simple just to ask. What I got was a frustrating experience with either a smart but limited bot, a simple-minded customer service representative, or a slavishly script-following drone:

Verizon Service Representative will be with you shortly. Thank you. (14:52:14)
Agent Yardly has joined. (14:52:16)
Yardly : Chat ID for this session is 02131124191. (14:52:16)
Yardly(14:52:16): Welcome to Verizon Online Sales Support! Thank you for choosing Verizon. What services may I help you learn more about today?
You(14:53:00): If I get the FIOS Double Play with a regular HD DVR (not multi-room), what would be my monthly bill in the 13th month, after the promotional period ends?
Yardly(14:53:30): I will be happy to help you with that.
Yardly(14:55:25): We have FIOS tv and internet bundle starting with $ 69.99 for 6 months and $ 79.99 for 7-12 months. you will get 1 HDDVR FREE for 3 months.After 3 months it will cost $ 15.99/mo.
You(14:56:20): Yes, I know about the promotional deal, but what will be my bill after the deal expires? What is the regular price?
Yardly(14:58:45): I certainly understand; however, the future prices have not yet been decided. You will be informed via email once they have been confirmed. You will also get an email 30 days prior to the end of your service period. It will include the prices and promotions for the coming year.
You(14:59:55): I understand that you can’t guarantee what future rates will be. Let’s try this another way: What would I pay today if my promotional period just ended? I just need to have a ballpark estimate to put me over the top to signing up for the service.
Yardly(15:00:35): We have FIOS bundles with month to month without any contract and you will get 1 year price guarantee.
You(15:02:10): Ok that’s great. So I get the bundle pricing one year at a time? What is the current month-to-month bundle for current customers, not new customers?
Yardly(15:03:30): Suppose if you were an existing customer,I would recommend you to call Verizon business office as online due to security reasons we do not have an access to customers database.
Yardly(15:07:00): I have not heard from you for a few moments.
You(15:07:20): I think I’m all set now. Thanks anyway.

Worse than useless. I’m a potential customer who was just frustrated to the point of re-considering whether I want to go through with the hassle of switching. Verizon could have just put this information on their website in the first place, which would have been the ideal, but at least once I started asking one of their employees directly I should have received a straight answer. In their effort to avoid “scaring me away” by their real pricing, which is probably about what I’m paying Comcast now anyway, they may have just lost the sale.

A good lesson for anyone who’s trying to “sell” anything, whether it’s an actual sale, or an ask for a donation, or even evangelizing your faith: If the buyer jumps right to the bottom line, don’t insult and frustrate him with obfuscation. Maybe he’s ready to do the deal. Or as the old salesman’s maxim says, “Don’t sell past the close.”

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The weather isn’t worse over the past 100 years

Dallas in Snow 02.08.2011

It used to be called “man-made global warming,” when we were told that our greenhouse gas emissions were causing the ice caps and glaciers to melt, the seas to rise, our summers to get hotter, and our winters less snowy.(Before that, of course, it was the coming global ice age. And before that it was the coming population bomb when the number of people in the world would be greater than the amount of food the world could produce.)

Then when skepticism of “global warming” rose in the face of evidence that the world had experienced other cyclical warm periods in pre-industrial times; that in fact the world was just coming out of a period of unusual cooling in the 19th century; that some warming-alarmist climatologists were in fact falsifying their data; and that we were experiencing unusually cold and snowy winters in many places, they changed the term to “human-caused climate change.” The alarmists retorted that “weather isn’t climate” against the obvious evidence of harsher winter storms (never mind that every time a summer heat wave hits we’re treated to cries of “See? Global warming!”). They also said that on average globally and year-round, climate temperatures are on the rise, which causes all storms to become more intense, including winter storms. Thus, they claim, unusually cold and snowy winters are evidence of rising temperatures.

However, research using new supercomputer models of global climate since 1871 reveal that in fact, the weather is not getting harsher and more extreme. In fact, the weather, on average, is about the same since 1871 even though atmospheric CO2 has doubled in the past 100 years.

That’s right, no one is denying increased so-called “greenhouse gases”. The real question is whether those greenhouse gases actually cause the climate to change in any significant way, and whether other natural causes—such as cyclical changes in Sun activity, for example—are the real drivers of climate change.

So what?, some may ask. Shouldn’t we take draconian steps to decrease our carbon emissions just in case? Not so fast. All of the proposals for reducing emissions to the levels that the global warmists demand would have catastrophic effects on our economy and on the lives of billions of people around the world whose carbon emissions are part of their steep climb out of abject poverty. In addition, the global warming mindset—the belief that we’re in a period of higher temperatures all around—is having public policy effects that are already causing drastic problems.

Witness the thousands stranded when Heathrow skimped on de-icing supplies and let five inches of snow ground flights for two days before Christmas. Britain’s GDP shrank by 0.5% in the fourth quarter of 2010, for which the Office of National Statistics mostly blames “the bad weather.”

Arguably, global warming was a factor in that case. Or at least the idea of global warming was. The London-based Global Warming Policy Foundation charges that British authorities are so committed to the notion that Britain’s future will be warmer that they have failed to plan for winter storms that have hit the country three years running.

On the other hand, it is the very prosperity of economically powerful countries that ensure that no matter the weather, lives and property will survive much better. When Cyclone Yasi hit Australia, it was their very prosperity that allowed them to have just one confirmed death from the storm. Compare that to every single cyclone that hits Bangladesh, which is quickly followed by news reports of thousands killed. Likewise, when an unusual ice storm hit Dallas last week, the city was inconvenienced certainly, but its economic prosperity allowed it to continue relatively unscathed. But compare to the dozens who died in Bangladesh and Nepal last winter when temperatures fell to as low as just above freezing.

The sad reality is that for some global warmists, the result is regrettable, but necessary, because for many of them it is the very overpopulation of the economically depressed nations that is the greatest threat. They don’t see human life as special and worthy of dignity and human beings as made in the image and likeness of God. Instead, they see us as pests on back of Mother Earth and competitors for the scarce resources that the relatively wealthy First-World alarmists want for themselves. (I would say “and their progeny”, but many of them view children as parasites as well.)

The bottom line is that no one really knows whether the climate is really worse today than at any time in human history; if it is worse, whether it was caused by human activity; and if it is caused by human activity, whether there’s anything we can or should do to reverse it. What we do know is that attempts to flail at the problem have been ineffectual at best, and have done more harm than good at worst.

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